My Heart Frowns

I started to watch the Charlotte's web with Dakota Fanning and my heart frowned.It was so creepy, I shut it down. I never ever want to look at a spiders face that closely. GROSS!

Instead, I wanted Millionaire Matchmaker and my heart found it's smile again.

Lastly, I met someone named "Hedgehog Murphy" today. Legally. I saw her license. Also, I had to excuse myself from a meeting because someone farted. It sounded like a pinched off moose call.

The Rebirth

Hello world. If you are reading this right now, you should be thanking me. This is the rebirth of my blog about nothing. I will write in depth about things that don't matter. I will do it loudly, I will do it proudly and I will do it with tenacity. If anyone out there has a topic that you would like my color commentary on, please keep it to yourself because I come up with my own topics.

Most of what I will speak about will be about the club that I am forming. It is not a club you can join, you must be chosen. That's as far as I've gotten so far. Oh, yeah, and there will be mugs and shirts I guess too.

I feel kinda lame creating a blog on a Saturday night while babysitting...

K bye.